The Reviews are in! The Velocipastor is here.

   "As absurd as this movie is for 98% of the time, I need to give credit when credit is due.  Our leads, Kempinski and Cohan, have a pretty natural chemistry, and everytime Kempinski gets on screen, she steals it. She is one of the few elements that makes The Velocipastor feel grounded and immediately diverts my attention to her each time she graces the screen"
​- thehollywoodoutsider.com

The AV CLUB on The Velocipastor